Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Down at the Cat Museum


There’s no doubt my last post was quite on the depressing side. Reading about mammoth swaths of our world’s rainforest being reduced to stumps, burnt earth and a monoculture that produces margerine, toothpaste and processed food, probably wasn’t much fun. (Knock yourself out by clicking here). Neither is hearing about the bleak future of orangutans, who are losing their homes and becoming either ecological refugees or pet trade trophies. Or maybe just dead. 

Alli trying to keep a straight face next to one of the large kitties on display. *** All photos can be enlarged by clicking on them. ***
So in the spirit of not turning this blog into an advocacy pulpit (how original), I’ve decided to dedicate this entry to a subject the Internet and most of its users seem to fancy: cats (even more original). No, I don’t have any pithy Asian cat memes, but I’ll do you one better. A photographic tour of the Cat Museum of Kuching, Sarawak is what follows. This was the strangest museum we’ve ever had the pleasure of attending. ‘Kucing’ means cat in the Malaysian language. This Malaysian Borneo city has taken the ball and ran with it when it comes to paying homage to felines: cat statues abound, their manhole covers include kitties and, yes, there’s a cat museum. 

Could you ask for a better admission area?
No live cats are there though. But what the museum lacks in live creatures it makes up for in every other department. Anything a cat was ever involved in can be found here: info on the “cat nap”; an astounding oddball assortment of cat art, posters and figurines; canned cat food on display behind glass; cats in cinema; diagrams on how to properly hold a cat; a showcase on the “catwalk; and oh so much more. The entire experience was strangely wonderful. Enjoy the tour people.

WOW! is right.

Is that so? Hahaha, one of my faves.
Taking a snooze in the cat nap section.
You don't wanna mess with Asian cat motorcyle gangs.
Ode to the catwalk!
Hey guys!!!
Ain't that the purdiest display of bagged and canned cat food ya ever saw?
Blogger isn't cooperating on the position of this pic, but in case you're wondering it's displaying how to properly hold a cat when you're at a cat show.
You know a museum is thorough when they're busting out obscure catfish predation newspaper stories from Russia.
Sup!
To fully appreciate this photo one must read the caption in it. You learn something new everyday.
These guys huh? Must have been the purrr-fect band. Bam! Corny joke made.
One of the many, many, many strange cases of cat statues. Whoever did the purchasing for this museum had a field day.
I haven't seen Spielberg's Lincoln, but I hope this event was included.
The cats in movies section had some wonderful posters (found below), especially the Burt Reynolds one.




The tag lines of the above two movies are hilarious.


I wish this feline could serve me some beer.
Calculating cat years.
You know Cat Stevens had to make an appearance!
I was stoked - never been in a cat cave before.
Malaysia's pretty strict on drugs, I don't think they knew was a pot plant.
Getting my geeee-tah on, just like the kitty.
Just admiring a painting in the cat art section.
Not sure why this waving cat was behind glass, but they put cat food in a glass case so who knows?
I don't think there's a better way to sum this up.

Monday, February 11, 2013

Standing on the Verge of Blinking Out

In the humid afternoon sun at least 30 people trudged up the asphalt road, surrounded by rainforest on both sides, to get a glimpse of one our closest relatives: the orang-utan (Pongo pygmaeus). We didn't have to wait too long. Within minutes an adult female and youngster appeared on top of a roadside fence, and shortly after, crossed the pavement before ascending a utility cable. We scampered close, but stayed a bit back, as these red apes can be exceptionally surly. Alli and I raised our bionculars up and got a phenomenal look at an animal that is living on borrowed time. To twist the title of one of Funkadelic's rowdiest jams, and turn it into a pessimistic environmental critique: these mammals are standing on the verge of blinking out.

Top photo: Adult female Orangutan (Pongo pygmaeus) chilling on an electrical cable. Above: Stretching it out. The resemblance to people is incredible. *** All photos can be enlarged by clicking on them. ***
We had reservations about coming here. To the Semenggoh Nature Reserve that is. Located outside Kuching, in Malaysian Borneo, the area is amidst the city's burgeoning urban sprawl of malls and food joints, reminescemt of Arizona. We spent about three weeks in the greater Kuching area. As soon as the mama and young-in were seen the cameras came out and the clicking started at a fierce clip, myself included. I'd never seen orangutans in their native habitat before, but instead of getting goosebumps I just felt cheap and gross. Us tourists seemed as much a spectacle as these apes. I felt cheap, cause hello, admission to the park is cheap: $3.30 U.S. per person. Seeing them in dense rainforest "in the wild" costs prohibitively more. The gross feeling comes from the realization that coming here is probably doing these apes more harm than good.

Top photo: Coralling the tourists before the big show. Not much helpful or interesting info was provided. Above: Onward march.
The scenario goes like this: Borneo has been hacked down at an astronomical rate. The percentage of vanished rainforest is so high it takes a little while to digest the numbers. Three nations comprise Borneo: Indonesia (the massive state of Kalimantan), Brunei (tiny and gushing with oil dollars) and Malaysia accounting for two separate states: Sabah and Sarawak spread out from coast to coast in the north. Alli and I spent all our time in Sarawak. To do the cultural multiplicity and biodiversity of this island justice would take years. To keep things simple, and because I’m not any type of authority on Borneo deforestation, I’m mainly going to discuss Sarawak, based on our experiences, what I’ve read and researched, and the people I’ve had the pleasure to chat with.

Top photo: I love ridiculous green washing signs! Above: The first sight we had of the female carrying her kid on her back.
Seventy (70) percent of Sarawak’s rainforest has been destroyed in the last 20 years alone. Some sources say only three (3!) percent of the state’s primary rainforest is left. Three percent? It’s pathetic. I think one needs to read those numbers a few times to fully appreciate the wanton decimation. In my lifetime Sarawak’s ground went from rainforest to monoculture. Trees were chained sawed with delight, the earth got scorched to a crisp and in its wake vast seas of oil palm plantations sprouted up. To put it bluntly, Borneo will never be the same. Numerous people, and their indigenous way of life and land, were bladed and displaced. Politicians, wealthy insiders and government cronies got stupid rich, while already poor people got poorer. It sounds so cliché, but that doesn’t make it any less sad. Aside from the human attrition of the last decades, the orangutan, with countless other rainforest species, has suffered the same fate.

Top photo: Looking out our plane's window at an endless oil palm plantation. Sarawak (and most of Borneo) used to be covered in forest, but now oil palm monoculture is king. This plantation was seen on our way to Gunung Mulu National Park in NW Sarawak, it's not near Semenggoh. Above: About to go up.
The reason we felt cheap and gross is a little more complicated. With this reserve being so close to Kuching, it’s a hefty draw to any tourist who visits eastern Sarawak. Orangutan posters, images and tour ads are dispersed throughout the city. At the entrance station to Kubah National Park the only poster plastered on the wall was of two orangutans about to kiss. It was from Malaysia’s Ministry of Tourism, with their boastful tagline “Malaysia – Truly Asia,” the only text. How cute. 

The youngster putting on a show with its plastic bottle while all of us snap away below.
Now to see these creatures in their native habitat, “in-the-wild,” so to speak, it ain’t cheap. It costs a lot and there’s no guarantee you’ll even see them. I believe it’s easier to see them in Sabah and Kalimantan, but don’t quote me, I’m just an out-of-work lowly blogger. Alli and I decided it was too expensive to go spend a week or so trying to get a peek at our red relatives. It’s not because we’re cheap, but once you start traveling, you realize you can’t do everything.


What sucks is that the guided trips to see these wild orangs are the people you should support with your tourist dollars. Local guides and communities who are helping preserve the habitat and fight for conservation in a state that badly needs it (with only 3% left you don’t have much to lose). But alas, this one we would sit out. I told Alli I’d settle for Semenggoh. She told me why we shouldn’t go. I processed it and had my qualms, but I wanted to see it anyway to experience the hackneyed display. Very quickly I learned she was spot on. The reasons follow.


When rainforest is getting ravaged orangutans are found. These creatures don’t like to go to ground as they spend almost all their time up top in the trees. The found orangs are gathered up and then sent off to a reserve such as Semenggoh. Maybe some also get recovered from the black-market wildlife trade. Semenggoh is only 653 hectares. Anyone remember how many acres or square miles to a hectare? Me neither. Thanks again Internet. This reserve constitutes 1,614 acres or 2.52 square miles. Small change. For all my desert folks out there, in comparison the Tucson Mountain District of Saguaro National Park (you know, the park whose main entrance is just past the Desert Museum) is about 24,000 acres or 37.5 square miles. By no means is TMD considered a ‘sizeable’ national park. Semenggoh is not even twice as big as Tumamoc Hill in Tucson.
Get why is feels like a zoo?
So this parcel of orangutan land is tiny. But it’s bubbling over with animals. And that’s what tourists want to see. The argument is quite simple. The logging industry and political muscle have an impeccable card to play: why preserve all this natural habitat (the rainforest that is disappearing) when you can have a bunch of orangutans in a minuscule reserve that tourists flock to. Why conserve a patch of land the size of Grand Canyon National Park when teeny Chiricahua National Monument will do? Its win-win-win, according to Michael Scott’s conflict resolution binder.


Orangutans can continue to live; tourists are placated and satisfied; and logging and monoculture keep moving on unabated. By showing up with our Ringgit to pay and my camera ready to go gonzo for orang, we are partly complicit in the miserable slide of Borneo’s rainforest and orangutans into the annals of history. Whoa, that was a loaded, dramatic sentence. What I’m trying to get at here is that these orangutans are one baby step above a zoo population. They’re not playing their ecological roles in the forest, they’re playing their entertainment roles, just like in the kissing poster I observed at Kubah.

I love this photo. These apes are beyond agile.
The other aspect in this equation is that the rainforest harbors a whole lotta more species of plants and animals. Orangutans just happen to be the most charismatic, with faces, hands and limbs like us. That’s also why Alli and I visited Borneo. The name alone conjures up naturalist adventure and gets the brain buzzing with the awesome number of things one can see here in the rainforests: hornbills, cobras and reed snakes, tarsiers, sun bears, leafbirds, stick insects, flying frogs, minivets and tons more. Where do they all go? A few of the more charming species might get placed into a sanctuary, but the others disappear, die, maybe a few migrate on and find some habitat elsewhere. Some species can make do in the plantation.

Concrete jungle.
The future indeed looks grim for Borneo, its rainforest, indigenous people, orangutans and all the other countless species. But pessimism is a dead end street. Wide-eyed optimism with the determination to fight must continue. Without trying everything would be screwed anyway. So my moldy field hat goes off to everyone trying to protect what Borneo has left. I’m glad I saw the female orangutan and her kid at Semenggoh. It makes you realize how little time this species and its habitat have if the chain saws don’t cease. By the end of this decade most of the indigenous people’s ancestral land could be gone, along with any other tracts of remaining rainforest. Poof! Semenggoh could easily become an outdoor zoo, no more need to label it a reserve. Tourists would still show up and Sarawak Forestry could charge a lot more than $3.00 USD a head.

More photos of the whole experience can be found below:







Jeeeeez, look at those back muscles!
People have short attention spans. Pretty soon, the crowd fizzled out.